Return of the Jedi

OK, so this was a very amusing thing i saw on one my the random websites i visit. please do not be offended by it, and if you are... umm, too bad?

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, and local pubs
to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target
unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now
available almost anywhere. It come in bottles, cans, from taps, and in
large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman
needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply asks him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered
helpless against this approach.

After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
attracted to. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy
memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with
just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life
savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship".

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be
shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of
servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage". Apparently, men are
much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is
offered by the predatory females.

Please give this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an
open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
Yellow pages.