Friday, March 28, 2008

Will NO ONE Think Of The Sprouts!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I realized this morning a horrible truth that the veggie-people don't want you to know.


Sprouts are the VEAL of the veggie world.


Think about it - the sprouts are taken when they're in infancy. The evil farmers pack as many of the things into as small a space as possible, and don't give them any time to run around and exercise. The sprouts are prized for qualities that only the young possess.

So think about that next time I have veal.

5 comments:

Sampson said...

I hear that sprouts are a good source of food poisoning a la unwashed spinach and are in cahoots with the dental floss industry.

Confirm or deny?

Crystal said...

I love it!

Skewbiedoo said...

they're just living up to their namesake

Delia Carolina said...

I love them sauteed with a little I can't believe it's not butter and garlic! YUM!

Erin said...

Did you know that the original version veal was not the poor contained thing that we have now? It was a stillborn calf. As much as I didn't like the idea of veal before, I like it even less now.

Bad people. Bad